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Maximize on comfort anytime anywhere
Silly sandals are designed to keep your feet comfortable while bringing a smile to your face—because the best kind of footwear doesn’t just support you, it lifts your spirit too!
Free shipping worldwide
Environmentally friendly
24/7 support
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words from our happy customers
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"Received this as a gift from my daughter as a joke but now i use them daily, I love them!"
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"living in Miami im hanging with friends at the beach pretty much every other day and when i saw these, i knew i had to get them!"
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"Got these sandals for my husbands birthday and he loved them! He said his friends also got a pair!"
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Our Mission: to provide comfort laughter & a good time
30-day money back guarantee
If you don't 100% LOVE Silly Sandals, you can return it for a FULL refund within 30-days of the purchase.
FAQ's
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Yes, both women and men can spread hap-penis!
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Yes, they are 100% water proof.
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Important: Silly Sandals run smaller than standard sizes. We recommend ordering 1-2 sizes larger that your usual size for the best fit.
- Regular feet: order 1 size larger than usual.
- Wide feet: order 2 sizes larger than usual for extra comfort.
What if your usual size is smaller than our available sizes?
Our smallest size is US M 7.5 / W 9 (25CM)
- If your usual size is 1-2 sizes smaller than this, you can order our smallest size for the best fit! (example: if you're a US M 5 / W 6.5, the smallest size should work)
Example time!
- If you usually wear a US M 8 / W 9.5, order a US M 9 / W 10.5 (1 size up)
- Got wider feet? Go for a US M 10 / W 11.5 (2 sizes up)
- If you wear a US M 5 / W 6.5, our smallest size (US M 7.5 / W 9) will fit best!
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Processing will take 24-48 hours.
Then 4-10 business days to ship to the delivery address.
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From 7am - 10pm EST, 7 days a week.